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Parents Demotivational Poster


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade g** joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally


TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

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Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


PARENTING SKILLS -




PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives


TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

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LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats p***bear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!


I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder


TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a bon** watching the other guys...lolz


TOLERATE -


TAGS: cats pet parents
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:19 pm

man i love the look of the cats face. the title and caption are awesome. 5 is to low for this one fp.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:01 pm
Just priceless.


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

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steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.


PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation


TAGS: parents kids
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:52 am
1L for this, then.
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
my dad taught me how to shoot when i was young. It does teach responsibility. You are responsible for all firearms in the room if no one else knows **** about guns. that was my lesson. exact words
passersby - August 29, 2009, 11:33 am
It's an EOTech not an Aimpoint.
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
GySgt .. GOOD EYE Dude! ;-)
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
5 here from the Peanut Gallery. Both my children have been trained in how to handle firearms. AND, they are really good sh**s! :-)
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sure she can. Simple as pie. Her parents installed an "Aimpoint" on the rail. Very thoughtful.
Token - April 15, 2009, 5:17 pm
she's probably not even capable of aiming it.....


INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... b****.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how godd*** funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.




DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes


TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

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Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.


NICE CHOPS -




PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


PARENTING SKILLS -


TAGS: parents kids love hate death
Rating: 4.82/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 3:47 pm
Both of mine are still in the cute stage so i am good for now
Airman - August 17, 2010, 3:41 pm
I am going to use this with my 20 yr old daughter real soon.. they will grow out of it, they will grow out of it..
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 3:00 pm

oh yah 5L's. i have teens so i can relate.


"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started




Parents -




THE TRUTH IS -




nonsensical nonsense #9 -




Obediance -


TAGS: obedience defiance parents
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 3:58 am
If kids were always obedient, there wouldn't be any grand-kids.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:26 pm
and destined for the hall of fame.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:25 pm
E...P....I...C!


IF YOU EVER WONDERED -




Hypocrisy -




MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking


GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER -


TAGS: meet the parents new boyfriend
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:27 pm

LOL @ Budog.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:43 pm
OMG, I am in love! The woman is kind of h** too...
crankyhead - February 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
5pectacular
forseti - February 16, 2012, 11:16 am
ROFLMAO @ mom


HATE -


TAGS: kids hate parents dress police
Rating: 4.78/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 4:15 am
Cute costume, and you can bet those cops were trying to keep from laughing.
ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:43 am
Yo daddy dresses you funny Face. 5
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2010, 12:21 am
Dang it. I didn't get my mot made fast enough... now I'll just look like a copycat if I submit it... guess I could always rework it and submit it later.
spacedog - October 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
Superb.
deadluvva - October 23, 2010, 8:58 am
One word. Sad 5 stars my friend
Iconoclast - October 22, 2010, 8:13 pm
Great picture, great caption. Remember that song from South Pacific - - You've got to be taught ...
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
Excellent!
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 7:45 pm

awesome dude...total 5L


CHILDREN ASK TRICKY QUESTIONS... -




MISTAKES HAPPEN - Just ask your parents. Go on.




CHEAP PARENTS -


TAGS: cheap parents mac people the smartest truth
Rating: 2.81/5

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vasilache - April 28, 2010, 9:27 am
the guy to the left of "the virus" .. yeah the one in yellow...he's old shool
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 8:52 am
Guy in the front row (right of the chick in blue) creeps me out... And by the look on blue chick's face, he's up to something very, very weird...
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
but i like the poster
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
haha,that virus will be the only one to finish on time,a mac runs to slow


REDHEAD -


TAGS: redheaded stepchild chuck norris parents
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:34 am
LOL! I love it... the overall composition is great!


DUCKIE TAPE - Because you're lil' angel's too precious to leave lying around.




PARENTS - Odds are that at least one of them is a worthy role model. Choose wisely.




ADVISE LABELS -




CAPTAIN AMERICA - Hiding out in his parents house




HIDE AND GO SEEK - Shouldn't be played with dad.




Another "back in my day" Story -




Raising Arizona -


TAGS: parents parenting children guns safety
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - September 6, 2014, 7:09 pm
Was the shooting instructor's error, methinks.Ya do NOT give a fully loaded, fully auto weapon to anyone, regardless of age. One round at a time, until competent and confident. Stupid mistake on his part.


Transparents -


TAGS: parents confusing dressing drag transparents
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 2:27 pm
Being a parent or choosing the right clothes to wear that day...teehee
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:17 pm
Rough trade in the 80's.
MissPriss - July 16, 2014, 12:00 am
Oh come on...you still wear your hair like that!
Silverheart - July 15, 2014, 8:34 pm

Pun... too horrible... picture even worse (holy phooking 80s!) Like, totally 5Ls


Imaginary Friends -




LITTLE LEAGUE MOMS -




SURPRISE -




Louis C.K. -




snafu -




Remember When. . . -


TAGS: fun kids discipline parents garyo
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 11:16 pm
Yep a time when kids got scra**s and bruises and learned life lessons...thanks little!
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:40 pm
Haha, great pic MissPriss! I remember a time when there was no such thing as a bicycle helmet, elbow pads, knee pads, etc. This reminds me of that. 5 lions!
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:05 am
I was never one to isolate my shenanigans to just one season. Winter, snow. Spring, mud. Summer, too many things to list. Fall, trees. Why mom blames me for her gray hair, I'll never know...teehee.
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:00 am
Sometimes the death penalty was something as bad as a really good *ss whooping...if you were lucky! Thanks for the bones!
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 9:59 am
Figured you get it...glad it brought back some fun memories.
GaryO - September 18, 2013, 8:35 am
It was a radio flyer. Dayamnation was an affordable price. …did it on a sled too, off the roof, there was six of us piled on top each other. Thank you for the rush, Missy. Sigh….5L fav
JesusWept - September 18, 2013, 8:14 am
Oh yes i remember! Luckily my mum doesn't belive in the death penalty LOL. Nice one MissP! 5 broken bones.
Bolverk3778 - September 18, 2013, 7:42 am
Did this once during summer holidays a senior school spent the rest of the holidays (Grounded) and first term of the new school plastered from finger tip to shoulder. Never again.


Meanwhile -


TAGS: stupid parents baby mother fffffffuuuuuu
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:15 am
You're right, we haven't had a wild child. I know that our children would be like if my wife and I had any. So we prudently decided not to have children. It would be riddled with genius, talent, and mental disorders, LOL. Seriously, it's for the best.
Swampfox - August 21, 2013, 1:15 pm
Sometimes you grab them where you can. You obviously haven't had to raise a wild child.
mariand - August 20, 2013, 6:21 pm
I guess there's a thin line between being parent from desire and being parent accidentaly...she is surely an accident.


THE MALL -


TAGS: consumerism adolescence parents shopping humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 12:18 am
And people think I'm crazy cuz I don't leave my house...5Loonytunes anyone?
lgvernon - April 26, 2014, 7:07 pm

NO! And I don't want any of that Dead Sea scrub for my d*** feet, either!
Greeny - April 26, 2014, 6:55 pm
Excuse me, would you like to take a survey?


GOODYELLAS -




THE TIME HAS COME -


TAGS: parents senility
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:45 pm
Okay, but make sure someone gets there in time with the softner!
falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 8:59 am
Alright. Now shut the lid and turn it on.


unconscionable moron -


TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story


FILLED -




All In The Family -


TAGS: family parenting parents superhero values
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greybeard - July 8, 2014, 10:44 pm
Thank you. With all the AWESOME posters posted by Reality Lord, Greeny, GaryO & yourself lately, I had to really dig deep to measure up. :)
MissPriss - July 8, 2014, 9:23 pm
Grey...ya gotta leave a few 5L votes for the other posters...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:22 am
There isn't a need for super heros. Not in the comic book sense. A real super hero wouldn't be a vigilante, would work with the Justice department, and would get powerful people thrown in jail for compromising the republic.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:19 am

nailed it


ISN'T IT STUPID - when your parents tell you to tell the truth and then turn around and punish you for being a tattletale?




DIVORCE -




Parents -


TAGS: parents of all things
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:10 am
Something (sob), something seems to be in my eye….wait, Visine….I have Visine for the meeting this morning…d*** turtles anyway


THE VALUE OF CARE -




~ PARENTS ~ - Bringing embarrassment to each generation




THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP DAD - Because I want to grow up and be someone you and Mom will be proud of.




obscenities -


TAGS: disrespectful children crappy modern parents
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
From 500BC: But when the face of ***tus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first.


parents -




Jean Bennett Ramsey -


TAGS: jean bennett ramsey homicidal parents
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:25 pm
I know the mother died. The 'joke' was, “one suspect down..." Basically, “and then there was one..." Many speculated if the parents aren't the murderers, it's suspected that they MAY have an idea who the murderer was.
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:44 am

Sad story. Lost tabs years ago. Who is it down to now....brother?


I'M KEEPING THE BABY - Drop this bombshell and you're one coronary closer to reading the will.




$47,000 HOAX - Well, at least you got to be on TV... oh, your dad already was on TV? Well, you got to have that sweet-ass ballon ride... Oh... yeah, that's right...




A PARENTS' HOPES AND DREAMS - For my sacrifices I hope and dream to live long enough for you to have to feed me mush and change my diapers!




Motifaking -


TAGS: create posters blame parents
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:32 am
Lol! That's priceless! I blame them for everything anyways just on general principles; so adding another to the long list ain't gonna hurt. 5L + awesome picture.


love & lead -




parent-teacher night -


TAGS: parents teacher school students
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:07 pm
Nice and creepy, Sho!!! LUUUUUV IT!!!! 5 scared widdle lions, huddled around the campfire, enjoying every minute of it!


THIS...... -




Quadruple Bypass -


TAGS: old people grandparents laundry love
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2015, 1:42 pm
Yes, old . . . floppy . . . sore ridden tongues. Yech.
GaryO - October 12, 2015, 10:12 pm
well, at least they still have their tongues...


Look At Me Now -




Hello Kitty Costume -




Epic Parenting FAIL -


TAGS: epic parening fail bab mom horrible parents
Rating: 4.7/5

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Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:36 pm
Ouch.
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:25 pm
Yup, Airman did this one a couple years ago. Almost verbatim. Good taste.


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